Toast

 

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When Jim Acosta  got kicked out of press conferences CNN* cheered.   It seems that the were looking for a way to take President Trump to the court of “Public Opinion” under the delusion that “Public Opinion” would be on their side.  It would come as no surprise if he were to get a raise in salary.

Jim just went to McAllen Texas to campaign for the “Border Wall”.  That may have been the “Final Straw” in his affiliation with CNN*!

Jim we all know that you support abortion.  Ddid you ever consider or ponder the thought that you could be the biggest abortion CNN* has ever preformed, and all without the aid of a Doctor?  Your time at CNN* is coming to a close Jim.  They will not stand for you helping to cement the second term o the Greatest President (He might not be a George Washington or an Abraham Lincoln) but he is the closest Constitutional President we have had sense  Lincoln.

trust me

Many years ago, a frog was crossing a river.  As he approached the river bank a scorpion asked him if he could hitch a ride.  The frog being the wise critter he was told the  scorpion that he did not want to get stung and declined the request.

The scorpion pleaded with the frog and promised that he would absolutely not sting him as they both would surely die.  And he needed to take care of his family on the other side of the river.  “Why would I sting you, my family needs me”

The frog that that this was a fairly valid argument but was still a little apprehensive so he asked the scorpion for a $100.00 deposit and relented.

About half way across the river the scorpion stung the frog.  In his last few living breaths the frog asked the scorpion “WHY”?  the scorpion reply was that he should have known the nature of a scorpion.  They wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them no the nose.  That being said, they also would know how to tell the truth.  Besides “I can swim!”  With that the frog died and the scorpion swam to the other side of the river.

JIM! YOU ARE THE FROG AND CNN* IS THE SCORPION!

It is time to BAIL!

 

cnn sym

  1. CRUMMY NEWS NETWORK

  2. COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK

  3. COMPLACENT NEWS NETWORK

  4. CORRUPT NEWS NETWORK

  5. CONTAMINATED NEWS NETWORK 

  6. CONTAGIOUS NEWS NETWORK

  7. COMPLIANT NEWS NETWORK

  8. CORKSCREWED NEWS NETWORK

  9. CRIPPLED NEWS NETWORK

  10. CRAPPY NEWS NETWORK

AND THE LIST GOES ON

 

geerdee

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